Thursday, January 21, 2010

mais rgarde ma pitite ligne de chance

At the gym this morning my father talked me into signing up for a spin class called "psycho cycle." I don't think I'll be able to move my legs tomorrow. At one point I was sure I was cycling right up to the pearly gates. Come to think of it, it felt more like cycling to the gates of Hell. And this was before jumping off the bike and running laps, followed by rounds of some crazy form of pushups, back on the bike, etc etc etc.

Good Lord.

In other news, I found a collection of original music from Jean-Luc Godard's films on itunes. What a crazy bastard that guy is. But if you haven't seen his films, you're missing out.

Thursday, January 14, 2010

avatar 2

I finally went to see what the Avatar fuss was all about. I get it now. I must admit it was pretty damn cool. My only real objection was that the marines were oversimplified. All that "hoo-rah" and "get some!" stuff should have been taken down a notch.

Anyways, I came up with a sequel. You know that dragon-bird thingy that Jake had tentacle-hair sex with, so that they were bonded monogamously to each other for life or something, did anyone catch that he just ditched her for the bigger, red, more badass dragon-bird thingy? So the sequel will be her coming back in a jealous rage and trying to kill everyone. The tagline will be: Hell hath no fury like a dragon scorned.

You're welcome, James Cameron.

Sunday, January 10, 2010

i'll make my way through one more day in hell

but how much difference will it make?

man, i love this tune.

Monday, January 4, 2010


disclaimer: this bit of writing will be nonsense, or, at best, something moderately clever born on a whim and shoved out into the world without much thought, like an orphan who attends community college. Which, actually, is not all that different from any of my other posts. I only mention it because I opened up this blank page for no reason, and after a few moments of staring at a blinking line I decided to start typing. And this is what's coming out. Ludicrous similes and all. I'm starting off my blog for 2010 on an excellent note, I think.

I'm not sure how this has happened, but I'm engaged in an awkward conversation with my blog right now. So, ugh, yeah, umm, I mean, yeah.... 2010! whooo hooo!!! Yeaaaa!! yay. achem. yeah...



ok see you later.